Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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