I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Randomize
