The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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