I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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