I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
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