Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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