Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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