I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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