I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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