Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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