you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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