Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
