New invention idea: vibrating tampons
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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