Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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