I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
