lets start a swedish sibling band together
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
So vagazzling was a success
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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