the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Randomize