No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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