time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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