I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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