Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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