I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
