Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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