Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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