he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I think i got beer on your cat.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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