There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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