Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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