If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
where are my eyebrows?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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