so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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