the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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