So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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