i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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