Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Randomize
