Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
