it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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