Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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