I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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