You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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