Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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