ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
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its like you know when i get waxed
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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