my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I think people are normalizing furries
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Randomize
