That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
