when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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