Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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