What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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