remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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