Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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