# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
