The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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