he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
If I die, sorry about rent.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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