love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
