I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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