What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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